Story Time?

Isengard

and

Frodo

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were

Ordering

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie

Because

Should be to order btw

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they

(You were the one who wrote ordering. -.- "were" still fit. Don't change my word because yours doesn't fit. >:/ And the sentence is still correct: Land was nearby and thus, convinced, they were ordering Beafie because they... The only hanger is that we do not elaborate on the "convinced")

Having 'were ordering' there is a grammar fail, wrong tense, were shouldn't be there at all

Felt

that

( -.-

Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that...

Past

Past continuous

It works. Its all past tense. We should drop it anyway, the sentence is being continued. )

Aragon

(lmao are you people really arguing about a silly game[Didnt have a word])

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had herpies

No grammatical sense.

I meant the kingdom of Aragon, not the character.

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had herpies. In

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had herpies. In the

My sentence got ignored >:O Aragon I meant as the country that later formed Spain, how can that have herpies???

Anyway, heres my word:

Very

In the very well-planned

(I guess that is two words, but, meh... xD)

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had herpies. In the very well-planned World

of

(next person... do not... write warcraft. XD)

EU3

In the very well-planned world of EU3, Switzerland


(LMAO Hades xD)

Once with a whore, vainly, a lamppost had been visited by several pieces of valuable pizza that ate the godly lamppost using a Lobster with Michael. Then, out of his mansack came a little kumquat which began Vampirically, sexily biting a chicken because it sexily was absorbing a badger and drumrolled until Alduin shouted.

Food and then mead eliminated the Dragonborn from Lackofcookiesland. Land was nearby and thus, convinced, the man of Isenguard and Frodo were ordering Beafie because they felt that Aragon had herpies. In the very well-planned World of EU3, Switzerland Evolved

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